If I try to be delicate would that impress you?
I will try to not stub my toe everytime I get out of bed
or break my watch for the upteenth time
or better yet I will try to zip and unzip with flare and not punishment
I will be gentle, I promise.
Doorways will be respected and not bumped into (what are they doing there in the first place?)
My hair will be pin straight like that doll you loved
the frizzies will be terminated
my car will be spanking clean
and then I will drink a bottle of wine
half a pack of smokes (or more)
and start all over again.
All for the picture of a delicate girl.
All for nothing (as the saying goes).
Throw me in the wash. Press delicate and gently hang me out to dry.
Why don’t you read the instruction on…
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